--Why did the chicken cross the road?
The answer is:
KINDERGARTEN BOY To get to the other side.
PLATO For the greater good.
ARISTOTLE It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.
KARL MARX It was a historical inevitability.
TIMOTHY LEARY Because that's the only trip the establishment would let it take.
CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without
having their motives called into question.
MOSES
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without
having their motives called into question.
RICHARD M. NIXON
The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat,
the chicken did NOT cros the road.
MACHIAVELLI
The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of
crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.
BILL GATES
The newly released e-Chicken 2010, will not only cross roads, but will lay
eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.
DARWIN
Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such
a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.
EINSTEIN
Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the
chicken depends upon your frame of reference and relativity.
GEORGE BUSH
We are committed to establishing a democracy where chickens freely cross
roads without oppression from terrorist organizations.
BARACK OBAMA
The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a change!
The chicken wanted change!
JOHN MC CAIN
My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need
to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chicken on the otherside of the road...
SARAH PALINBECAUSE, I WAS GONNA SHOOT HIS SORRY LIBERALASS OFF FOR BLOCKING MY VIEW OF RUSSIA!HILLARY CLINTONWhen I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross theroad. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure right from
Day One that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to
cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.GEORGE W. BUSHWe don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want toknow if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either
against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.DICK CHENEYWhere's my gun?COLIN POWELLNow to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of thechicken crossing the road.BILL CLINTONI did not cross the road with that chicken.Unless you want to explain to me your definition of crossing the road?AL GOREI invented the chicken and am fighting for a cleanerenvironment for them to live healthily.JOHN KERRYAlthough I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! Itwas the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's
intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.AL SHARPTONWhy are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens too.DR. PHILThe problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he mustfirst deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after theproblem on the other side. Let's help him realize how stupid he's acting
by not taking on his current problems before adding new problems.
OPRAH WINFREY
Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he
wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn
from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give
this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his
life like the rest of the chickens.
ANDERSON COOPER, CNNWe have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet beenallowed to have access to the other side of the road.NANCY GRACEThat chicken crossed the road because he's guilty! You can see it in hiseyes and the way he walks.PAT BUCHANANTo steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.MARTHA STEWARTNo one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had astanding order at the Farmers Market to sell my eggs when the price
dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.DR SEUSSDid the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad?Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.ERNEST HEMINGWAYTo die in the rain, alone.JERRY FALWELLBecause the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth?That's why they call it the other side. Yes, my friends, that chicken is
gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay, too. I say we
boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal
media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like the other side.
That chicken should not be crossing the road.
It's as plain and as simple as that.
GRANDPAIn my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebodytold us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.BARBARA WALTERSIsn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to thechicken tale for the first time, the touching story of how it experienced a
case of molting, and went on to accomplish its lifelong dream at the road.
JOHN LENNONImagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.ALBERT EINSTEINDid the chicken really cross the road, or did the roadmove back the chicken?COLONEL SANDERSDid I miss one?
AZHARUDDIN
I am totally innocent, you know, I'm unnecessarily being dragged into
this, you know, because I'm from the minority….. I neither know the
chicken nor the road, you know….
ADVANI
I see the US and Pakistani hand in the failure of our no confidence motion.
George Fernandes
I am deeply hurt that this question is being asked after my 40 clean years
of public life. I don't own a house, or a car, let alone a chicken !!!
Mulayam
I demand 50% reservation of the road for the OBC & BC chicken class,
so that they can cross the road freely without questioning their motives.
ARJUN SINGH
Our policy will ensure the development of socially underprivileged
chickens so that they can also cross roads.
ABDUL KALAAM
Yes, why did the chickens cross the road? .. please tell me why? ..
they crossed to go to the developed side of the road… now repeat after me …
Vatal Nagaraj
No Tamil or outside chickens will be allowed to cross our roads, our road
are meant only for Kannadiga chickens!.
BAL THACKREY
Chickens crossing the roads is against our Marathi culture, my followers
will stone all such chickens which cross the road.
JAYA LALITHAA
From reliable sources I've got the information that the chicken belong to
Karunanidhi. He is making his chicken cross the road to create law &
order problems. The chicken have now been imprisoned under POTA.
AMITABH BHACHAN
The chicken has crossed the road?.. are you sure.. very sure …
really sure… you are one button away from being a crorepathi (millionaire).
Karunanidhi
All the chicken including Raja are my family. And my family is everything
in politics and business in Tamil Nadu.
Venkaiah Naidu
"We are very sure of the fact that the chicken did not cross the road. It's a
conspiracy by the Congress. The poor TDP chicken have been made
scapegoat in this whole issue"
Prakash Karat
We are adopting a wait and watch policy. We have convened a meeting of
the third front. We will decide the future course of action after the chicken
namely Jaya, Mamata, Mayawati, Uma B and Brinda Karat comes back..
MANEKA GANDHI
Chicken crossed the road alone…!! If a vehicle had passed over it, we
would have lost one of our dearest creatures. Ban all vehicles from using the road. Protect our chickens…
MAMTA BANNERJI
If we return all the land of Nandigram to the Bengali farmers, all the
chicken of Bengal can be sent there to roam freely, thereby fulfilling the
people's wish.
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