Sunday, 2 October 2016

[World Malayali Club] Good Morning..Cool Morning Statements !!

 


And when you choose a life partner, you're choosing a lot of things, including your parenting partner and someone who will deeply influence your children, your eating companion for about 20,000 meals, your travel companion for about 100 vacations, your primary leisure time and retirement friend, your career therapist, and someone whose day you'll hear about 18,000 times. Intense shit.
By Tim Urban



Sharing a permenant relationship is not an easy task..
It depends on the spoken words..
But also depends on understanding the unspoken words..!!


When something bad happens, you have three choices.
You can either let it define you,
let it destroy you or
you can let it strengthen you.


Words and hearts should be handled with care
for words when spoken and hearts when broken 
are the hardest things to repair


You spend your health to gain your wealth
Then spend your wealth to gain your health


Don't say that your best years have passed...
You have yet to live the rest of them.

s We Grow Older Never Stop Doing These Things


No matter how old you get, never stop holding hands, never stop dancing, and never stop saying "I LOVE YOU."
 

  

*Hilarious HR Interview indeed :*

Interviewers ask routine questions to candidates ....Some weird answers....

*Q - Tell us about yourself ?*
A - Yourself is pronoun used when the subject and object of the verb are you!

*Q - Where do you see yourself in 5 years down the line ?*
A - Asking stupid questions to new candidates.

*Q - What are your expectations ?*
A - Salary 🤑🤑🤑

*Q - What challenges you faced in your earlier job ?*
A - Staying awake after lunch !!

*Q - Why do you want to join our company ?*
A - Nobody else is taking me. Your  company is closer to my home....

*Q - What attracts you to our company ?*
A - The receptionist !!

*Q - Why you left your previous job ?*
A - Previous company shifted office and they didn't inform me new address !!

*Q -Are you willing to travel 20 days in a month ?*
A - Yes...but just don't ask me where I had gone...!!😂😆😄


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