Friday, 4 November 2016

[World Malayali Club] Today's Jokes

 

_1. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing;_
*Either the car is new or the wife.*

_2. What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?_
*Stress is when wife is pregnant;*
*Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant;*
_*Panic is when both are pregnant!*_

_3. Grammar Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?_
*Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack our driver ran away!*

_4.  A young boy asks his Dad: "What is the difference between confident and confidential?_
*Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that is confidential!*

_5. A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman ;_
*"Which book has helped you most in your life?"*
*The woman replied , "My husband's cheque book!"*

_6. A prospective husband in a book store, Do you have a book called,_ *Husband  the Master of the House?* *Sales Girl : "Sir, Fiction and Comics are on the 1st floor!"*

_7. Someone asked an old man : "Even after 70 years, you still call your wife Darling, Honey, Love." What's the secret?"_
*Old man : I forgot her name and I'm scared to ask her!*

_8. Wife : I wish I was a newspaper. So I'd be in your hands all day._
*Husband : I too wish that you were a newspaper. So I could have a new one every day!*

*Laughter Is The Best Medicine Ever...* ������


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