Smita Pani: [World Malayali Club] Good Morning All & God's love

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GOOD MORNING FRIENDS, lovely day package from my friendTony chacko

1. Some great flute instrumental music links

http://youtu.be/aLY0u3T7VCI - Bright Eyes , Pan Flute Instrumental

http://youtu.be/M-oG-8hykJQ - I have a dream (Abba), Pan Flute Instrumental

2. Classic Jokes for the day

Son's letter to his Dad
Dear Dad,

$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.

Love,
Your $on.

A week later..... a letter from "home"

Dear Son,

I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.

Love,
Dad

12 Things My Mom Taught Me

1 – APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE: "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside; I've only just finished cleaning."
2 – TIME TRAVEL: "If you don't behave, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
3 – LOGIC: "Because I said so, that's why!"
4 – FORESIGHT: "Make sure you've got clean underwear on in case you're in an accident."
5 – OSMOSIS: "Shut your mouth and eat your dinner."
6 – CONTORTION: "Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck."
7 – STAMINA: "You'll sit there until all that spinach is finished."
8 – TERRORISM: "Your room looks like a bomb's hit it."
9 – SOLVE PHYSICS PROBLEMS: "If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming toward you, THEN would you listen?"
10 – OXYMORONS: "If I've told you once, I've told you a million times; don't exaggerate."
11 – IMPROVEMENT BY EXAMPLE: "Stop acting like your father."
12 – ENVY: "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have parents as good as yours!"

How Flight Announcements Should Be

"To operate your seat belt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seat belt; and, if you don't know how to operate one, you probably shouldn't be out in public unsupervised."

"Ladies and gentlemen, we've reached cruising altitude and will be turning down the cabin lights. This is for your comfort and to enhance the appearance of your flight attendants."

"Please be sure to take all of your belongings. If you're going to leave anything, please make sure it's something we'd like to have."

"Thank you for flying on our airline. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride."

"Please take care when opening the overhead compartments because, after a landing like that, we're sure as hell everything has shifted."

"In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with more than one small child, pick your favorite."

"Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but we'll try to have them fixed before we arrive. Thank you"

"Your seat cushions can be used for flotation; and in the event of an emergency water landing, please paddle to shore and take them with our compliments."

"As you exit the plane, make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses."

"United Airlines is pleased to announce that we have some of the best flight attendants in the industry. Unfortunately, none of them are on this flight."

"Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to your destination. Please remain in your seats with your seat belts fastened while the Captain taxis what's left of our airplane to the gate."

"Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Captain Crash and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt against the gate. And, once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are silenced, we will open the door and you can pick your way through the wreckage to the terminal."

"We'd like to thank you folks for flying with us today. And, the next time you get the insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal tube, we hope you'll think of United Airlines."

"Ladies and gentlemen, if you wish to smoke, the smoking section on this airplane is outside on the wing. If you can light 'em, you can smoke 'em."

Alternative Definitions
BEAUTY PARLOR
A place where women curl up and dye.

CANNIBAL
Someone who is fed up with people.

CHICKENS
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST
Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

HANDKERCHIEF
Cold Storage.

INFLATION
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MOSQUITO
An insect that makes you like flies better.

RAISIN
Grape with a sunburn.

SECRET
Something you tell to one person at a time.

SKELETON
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

TOOTHACHE
The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

YAWN
An honest opinion openly expressed.

3. Scriptural and Ethical Thoughts for all

Proverbs: Chapter 16 ( from THE HOLY BIBLE)

1. The plans of the heart belong to man, but the answer of the tongue is from The Lord.    - God does not want us for our worldly abilities ( because He has given absolute freedom to choose between good Godly ways or evil worldly ways). He wants us because we are willing to be molded into His
        image. Human responsibility is always subject to God's absolute sovereignty.
2. All the ways of a man are clean in his own eyes; but The Lord weighs the motives.
   - We see here, again, that man's deeds are not always what the man really is. God looks into our heart and sees what our intents are. He judges the heart and not the deeds. The spirit of man is what we really are.        In other words, while man can be self deceived, God determines his true motives.This body is just a house we live in for a short time. Secular humanism teaches that we are the center of everything and that we
       should follow our own desires, but God says that leads to destruction. The flesh desires are what is right in our own sight. The spirit wants to please God and is truly the thing to do.
3. Commit your deeds to The Lord, and your plans shall succeed.
   - This scripture tells us that we must totally commit ourselves in the sense of both total trust and submission to the will of God. He will fulfill your righteous plans.

4. The Lord has made everything for its own end--yes, even the wicked for the day of evil.
   - God made everything good. God did not make evil. Man has a free will and some choose to be evil, but God did not predestinate them too being evil. It is God's wish that all would come to the knowledge of God
       and be saved in Jesus Christ, but some will not accept salvation in Jesus and they will go bad.

5. Everyone who is proud in heart is an abomination to The Lord: they shall certainly not be unpunished.
   - God does not want us to be arrogant. Those who are proud of self, God turns away from. Even if a great number band together hand in hand and believe that they will be God, it will never work. God will punish those
      who try to elevate themselves too highly (one at a time or a large group).

6. By mercy and truth iniquity is atoned for. By the fear of The Lord men depart from evil.
     We see in this purging a step that Christians must take. We are all saved by faith in Jesus Christ, but we must walk in that saved condition. This purging is the doing away with the sins of the old life. If we truly love
     the Lord, we will have reverent fear of Him. This fear will not be because we are afraid of His punishment, but because we love Him and want to please Him.

7. When a man's ways please The Lord, he makes even his enemies to be at peace with him.
     A man who is pleasing the Lord is living a peaceable life. He is doing unto others as he would have them do unto him. He is loving his neighbor as himself. This type of life leaves no room for argument. It is hard to
     be at war with someone who loves you.

8. Better is a little with righteousness, than great revenues with injustice.
     I have seen so many people who have great wealth that they have acquired at the cost of their neighbors. These people are afraid to go to sleep at night. They have so many enemies that they have stepped on, to
     get to the top that they are in constant fear of retaliation from some of them. When you live a righteous life, you can go to bed at night and sleep in peace. You have no enemies. We read in verse seven that if you
     had any enemies, they would be at peace with you.

9. A man's heart plans his course, but The Lord directs his steps.
     We see, here, that man plans what he wants to do, but God decides whether it will happen or not. the rich fool was so selfish and would not do God's will with the abundance he had. He even tore his barns down
     and made greater barns to hold all his goods, but we will see what happened in Luke 12:20. "But God said unto him, [Thou] fool, this night thy soul shall be required of thee: then whose shall those things be, which
     thou hast provided?" It all comes down to this, our sovereign God overrules the plans of men to fulfill His purposes.

It takes great courage to stand and fight for something, but sometimes it

can take even more courage to walk away and leave things behind. ~

Have a nice day as of time all and seek also world protections among people around the world and the world populations is far beyond n balancing the world in many ways take care God bless us all wherever in Individuals those at families in house whole within in harmony peace love joy care . keep in touch

Love Regards