Wednesday 13 April 2016

[World Malayali Club] No Speaka De English

 


NO  SPEAKA  DE  ENGLISH

A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and
engage in an animated conversation.
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The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but
her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

         'Emma come first.
         Den I come.
         Den two asses come together.
         I come once-a-more ! 
         Two asses, they come together again.
         I come again and pee twice.
         Then I come one lasta time.'

The lady can't take this any  more,

'You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig !' she retorted indignantly. 'In this 
country, we don't speak aloud in Public places about our sex  lives !'

'Hey, coola down lady,' said the man. 'Who talkin' bouta sex?  I'm a 
justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi.'

$ 1.00 says you're gonna read this again.  

 


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