Monday, 29 February 2016

~: Rock :~ Husband

 



Enough abt wives, now somethng for husband.
A new metal is added to chemistry:
• Name - Husband
• Symbol - Hb
• Atomic weight:
- Light when found
first
- Tends to get heavier
over the years with
time
• Physical properties:
- Boils at any time
with inlaws
- Can freeze in front
of his own family
- Melts if sees other
women
- Very bitter if
questioned
• Chemical properties:
- Very reactive
- Highly unstable
- Possesses strong
resistance to gold,
silver, diamond,
platinum, credit
cards and cheque
books
- Money saving agent
• Occurrence:
- Mostly found in
front of TV ,Laptop Mobile..
😛😝😜.
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