[amdavadis4ever] What Would it Look Like if Dogs Had Jobs?

 

What Would it Look if Dogs Had Jobs? I have two dogs, and whenever I go to work they always seem so miserable, they would give anything to come with me. I, on the other hand, am so very jealous of them - no work or responsibilities, just having fun, napping and playing. But I can't help wondering what it would be if dogs actually had jobs regular people. I bet we'd all be much happier at our own jobs if we had a cute canine by our side! Let's imagine this world for a moment... "Sir, I'm going to have to ask that you wait your turn."     The perfect way to relax at the dentist       I wish I could hide in my drawer and take a nap...       "How can you NOT love the office? It's full of chew toys!"       "Will someone make a fresh pot of coffee? Andrew really needs a cup."       When it's someone's birthday and the office celebrates       "Just a few more minutes on facebook and then it's back to work!"       "Of course I'm answering the phones. I'm all over that!"       "Really? The whole report by 5?"       Always put your protective goggles on, no matter what species you are.       everyone who works at an office, Rex found the table can also be used as a pillow.       "Hello to our listeners coming back from commercial break, today we're going to discuss the mailman: Friend or foe?"       When your rival at work sits across from you...       That face you make when the toilets haven't been cleaned lately.       When you work long into the evening and you just can't anymore...       This desk has everything a worker needs: A phone, a computer, a clock - and a furry desk-companion.       And then the moment finally arrives: "Honey, I'm home!"

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Posted by: Elm Belle <elm2belle@gmail.com>

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