Friday 15 July 2016

[amdavadis4ever] Do not know who wrote this.. Hats off to him!

 


Don't know who wrote this.. Hats off to him!

Man O Man!

When without money,
eats vegetables at home;
When has money,
eats the same vegetables in a fine restaurant.
.
When without money, rides bicycle;
When has money rides the same 'exercise machine'.
.
When without money walks to earn food
When has money, walks to burn fat;
Man O Man! Never fails to deceive thyself!
.
When without money,
wishes to get married;
When has money,
wishes to get divorced.
.
When without money,
wife becomes secretary;
When has money,
secretary becomes wife.
.
When without money, acts like a rich man;
When has money acts like a poor man.

Man O Man! Never can tell the simple truth!
.
Says share market is bad,
but keeps speculating;
Says money is evil,
but keeps accumulating.
.
Says high Positions are lonely,
but keeps wanting them.
.
Says gambling drinking is bad,
but keeps indulging;

Man O Man! Never means what he says and never says what he means...

"I failed in 8th standard"
-Sachin Tendulkar

"During my secondary school, I was dropped from school basketball
team"
-MichelI Jordan  

"I was rejected for the job in All India Radio bcoz of my heavy voice"
- Amitabh Bacchan

"I used to work in petrol Bunks"
- Dhirubhai Ambani

"I was rejected in the interview of Pilot"
- Abdul Kalam  

"I didn't even complete my university education" 
- Bill Gates

"I used to serve tea at a shop to support my football training" 
- Lionel Messi

"I used to sleep on the floor in friends rooms, returning Coke bottles for food, money, and getting weekly free meals at a local temple"
-Steve Jobs

"My teachers used to call me a failure"
- Tony Blair

"Friends, there are    many such people who
struggled...
Life is not about what you couldn't do so far, it's about what you can   still do.
Wait n dont ever give up...
Miracles happen every day...

Rs.100  seems too much to give a beggar but it seems okay when its given as tip at a fancy restaurant.

After a whole day of work, Hours at the gym seem alright but helping your Mother out at home seems like a burden.  

Praying to god for 3 min takes too much time but watching a movie for 3 hours doesn't.

Wait a whole year for Valentine's day but we always forget Mother's day. 

Two poor starving kids sitting on the pavement weren't given even a slice of Bread but a painting of them sold for lakhs of Rupees.

We don't think twice About forwarding jokes But we will rethink about sending this message on.
Think about It...
Make a change. Coz u can...

Six Easy ways to earn, even after death.   
1) Give a smile or gift to someone.   
Each time u gift or smile, it will make someone's day.....u gain.   
2) Donate a wheelchair to a hospital. Each time sick person uses it, u gain.   
3) Participate in building an orphanage, hospital, school or college.
Anybody uses it, u gain.
4) Place a water cooler in a public place. Anybody drinks water, u gain.
5) Plant a tree. Whenever a person, animal sits in its shade or eats from it, u gain.
6) And the easiest of all is to Share this message with people.

 

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