PREACHER AND THE DONKEY
A preacher wanted to raise money for his church,
and, on being told that there was a fortune in horse racing,
decided to purchase a horse and enter it in the races.
However, the going price for horses was so high that he
ended up buying a donkey instead. He figured he might
as well go ahead and enter it in the races.
And, to his surprise, the donkey came in third!
The next day the local paper carried this headline:
PREACHER'S ASS SHOWS.
The preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he
entered it in the race again, and this time it won.
The paper read:
PREACHER'S ASS OUT IN FRONT.
The Bishop, however, was so upset with this
kind of publicity that he ordered the preacher not to enter
the donkey in any more races. The paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES PREACHER'S ASS.
This was too much for the Bishop, so he
ordered the preacher to get rid of the
donkey. The preacher decided to give it to
a nun in a nearby convent. The paper
headline the next day read:
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The Bishop fainted in shock. When he
came to, he informed the nun that she
would have to get rid of the donkey, so
she sold it to a farmer for $10.00.
The next day the headline read:
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.00.
And this was too much for the Bishop, so
he ordered the nun to buy back the
donkey, lead it to the plains, and let it go.
Next day, the headline in the paper read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD
AND FREE.
The Bishop was buried the next day.
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Posted by: mahesh khorana <emmkaykhorana@yahoo.co.in>
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