Sir,
All these humorous,in fact bitterly humorous,write ups may succed in creating laughter from the gnawing problem.But why not we ask the government,in fact demand--Show where to save,where the savings give real incnome and not fake income and where the real value vanishes due to inflation.I get suggestions,where to write but the Badra log do not soil their hands by drafting their own appeals to Sri Jaitley and Sri Modi.
Is it such a difficult thing to write that the rate of inflation is many times more than the rate of interest on fixed deposits,that the real value of the principal is getting totally wiped out because of real estate speculation and also because of the inflation,that the fixed deposit receipts are becoming mere scraps of paper,that NPAs are looting banks while the fixed depositors are harassed for the tax avoided on the fake income of the previous years,that these small people are getting dubbed as people with black untaxed money,while the Netas that took Rs ten crores for Rajya Sabha polls are still Netas...
Can we not send representations to the Government,to at least exclude the fake income from the taxable income?
YM
On Saturday, 6 August 2016 6:10 AM, "Murli dhar Gupta mdguptabpl@gmail.com [worldmalayaliclub]" wrote:
In JEST: Black Money
Someone has really used his skills to write this brilliantly creative post...which is so apt..
Dear Black Money,
I am your weaker sibling, white. How are you? I am fine here in India and I hope you are enjoying your stay in Switzerland. I am writing this letter as I have heard that you are coming back to India. Is it true ? If it is, then I will suggest you to please reconsider your decision.
Black, do you remember the days when we were together and there was no difference between you and me. We were simply, Money without any discrimination of black and white. But then some corrupt politicians and cruel businessmen separated us forever. Since that day, you have been growing in numbers and I am left on the mercy of salaried employees who do not have the privilege of you.
People often call me No.1, but it's you who went places- from Mauritius to Dubai to Switzerland, while I was locked in FD, Post Office or in PF. While I suffer from high rates of Income Tax, Service Tax, VAT, Property Tax, Entry Tax, you are immune to each one of them.
You will be glad to know that today, there is no piece of land in India which can be sold or bought without you. You have been successful in buying MPs and in past, have made special appearance in parliament as well. Credit goes only to you black, that today, even a government peon can become a millionaire.
People here won't accept a girl even if she is slightest of black, however, when it comes to money, they treat both black and white equally. But despite all this please don't come back from Switzerland.
Black, if you will come back, don't expect to be of any help for poor. You will again be routed in the hands of those special few on the pretext of schemes like MNREGA or Indira Awas Yojna.
Instead of the wonderful lockers of Swiss Bank, you will be kept hidden behind the walls, beneath the bed and sometimes, even in loos. You won't get the privilege of cheques or credit card. In its place, you will be exchanged on the basis of Rs.10 note. Some smart peoples, who call themselves Chartered Accountants, may also force you to convert into me. But that's not the worst part.
Trust me brother! Don't come back to India because the hearts of people, here, are blacker than your colour.
Your cleaner self
White Money
(TDS deducted!)
Someone has really used his skills to write this brilliantly creative post...which is so apt..
Dear Black Money,
I am your weaker sibling, white. How are you? I am fine here in India and I hope you are enjoying your stay in Switzerland. I am writing this letter as I have heard that you are coming back to India. Is it true ? If it is, then I will suggest you to please reconsider your decision.
Black, do you remember the days when we were together and there was no difference between you and me. We were simply, Money without any discrimination of black and white. But then some corrupt politicians and cruel businessmen separated us forever. Since that day, you have been growing in numbers and I am left on the mercy of salaried employees who do not have the privilege of you.
People often call me No.1, but it's you who went places- from Mauritius to Dubai to Switzerland, while I was locked in FD, Post Office or in PF. While I suffer from high rates of Income Tax, Service Tax, VAT, Property Tax, Entry Tax, you are immune to each one of them.
You will be glad to know that today, there is no piece of land in India which can be sold or bought without you. You have been successful in buying MPs and in past, have made special appearance in parliament as well. Credit goes only to you black, that today, even a government peon can become a millionaire.
People here won't accept a girl even if she is slightest of black, however, when it comes to money, they treat both black and white equally. But despite all this please don't come back from Switzerland.
Black, if you will come back, don't expect to be of any help for poor. You will again be routed in the hands of those special few on the pretext of schemes like MNREGA or Indira Awas Yojna.
Instead of the wonderful lockers of Swiss Bank, you will be kept hidden behind the walls, beneath the bed and sometimes, even in loos. You won't get the privilege of cheques or credit card. In its place, you will be exchanged on the basis of Rs.10 note. Some smart peoples, who call themselves Chartered Accountants, may also force you to convert into me. But that's not the worst part.
Trust me brother! Don't come back to India because the hearts of people, here, are blacker than your colour.
Your cleaner self
White Money
(TDS deducted!)
Everyone makes mistakes in life, but that doesn't mean they have to pay for them the rest of their life.
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